Yaaaaaaaaaah. Smack. Umpfh. Silence. (Feet. Check. Legs. Check. Body. Check. Arm. Hmm. That feels a bit bruised. Hand. Ooh that smarts a little. Face…. Oh dear. That’s definitely blood…. and a bit of tooth….) “Suse, you might not want to use your face to stop next time.”
Deary me.
I would love to claim that it was a dramatic incident in which I swerved to avoid hitting an eldery lady/used my bike to avert a calamatous international incident etc but I had actually been distracted by the sight of a patisserie and pedaled into Iain. At 1 mph. As he came up to a mini roundabout.
Somehow in the ensuing second and a half I had not only failed to hit the brakes but also to remove my hands from the bike. The only thing left, therefore, was stopping myself with my chin.
Rubbish.
Especially as I now bear more than a passing resemblance to Jimmy Hill.
We had joked before the trip about the problems of women traveling in the Middle East and how I could always disguise myself as a man. I didn’t actually think, however, that just before getting the boat to Tunisia I would pick up an injury that make me look like I have a goatee!
Anyway, a dramatic end to the first couple of weeks and to Europe. So - for anyone with a spare ten minutes and a coffee in hand - let me recap the mayhem and excitement that was France.
Well, technically I’m starting with Dover but then what’s a country between friends.
It’s 6am, London, my friend Blake’s living room.
I am panicking. The site is not up. I haven’t packed.
I haven’t - most worryingly - got a sports bra.
I am 30. 9 months leaning over without adequate support is not going to do wonders for my marriage prospects.
I call Sophie. “Soph, you know you said you would help with any last minute favours…”
9.15 am. I am outside Jamie’s house. I am late. We are late. I call up. “Be down in 20 minutes, do you want a cuppa?” “20 minutes? 20 minutes? Why would I want a tea? I am too stressed for tea. Why is he not ready when we are already late? I haven’t put any make up on and there will be photographers. I huff. And then unpack my make up bag. I am putting on mascara in the road whilst simultaneously brushing my hair with my fingers. Buses ricochet past, missing me by inches. Jamie eventually emerges and we pedal off. The toothpaste and eyelash curler I had left on top of the pannier fly off at the Wandsworth intersection. “Keep going. There’s no time…..” I can probably live without an eyelash curler in Uzbekistan.
10am. We get to City Hall picking up Iain on the way down Tooley St. He is late too as he was at the estate agent at 8.30 renting his house out. We grab some food while branding our bikes. Organisation is not at a premium. I panic further as, when we do get to City Hall, I have to line up for the metal detector in order to go to the loo. I have steel cleats in my cycling shoes. This would not be a good time to set off a security alert.
10.30 am. Various friends, family and photographers have now arrived and we are hustled and bustled through a series of shots and muddled interviews. Totally out of our depth in every way. A bird eats the majority of my breakfast. Bloody bird.
11am. Boris arrives for 10 minutes. He is just as we imagined. “These solar panels are amazing. We should get some for the building.” “Erm - we have them sir…” “You can’t promote Nokia Mr Johnson” “But I have a Nokia. Look. It’s here…” etc.
11.15 am. We leave. Take One. I.e. we aren’t actually ready to leave but the photographers want to take some pictures. We do a flyby of City Hall. The security guards are not happy. We are leaving for our round the world bike ride but aren’t technically supposed to be cycling near the building.
11.30 am. Timmy and Nial, the two friends starting the journey with us, finally turn up. We leave properly after quick hugs to everyone there. We are devastated to have to go when so many people have come along to say goodbye but are extremely touched that they have. I fall off my bike as we push off.
11.45 am. We stop round the corner to finish packing.
12.15 am. I cycle into Iain (for the first time) and graze my knee. We have not yet reached Greenwich.
And so it continues.
Throughout the rest of the day we had punctures, flying panniers, got lost and hit torrential downpours and gusts that stopped us in our tracks down steep hills. We also started talking in Australian accents (still no idea why), had a glamourous lunch stop at Asda and found out early on just how good a hot shower, warm food and a soft bed can be when you have been pedaling in the wind and rain.
From there on it has been incredible. Though never short of challenges. We missed the ferry, I skidded over in front of a 10 tonne jugganaut, we were fighting a constant head wind and Timmy was invariably late for all proceedings.
Which brings me to – the team and the solar panels.
Firstly the team. It was an absolute treat to have both Timmy and Nial join us for the first few days. Both hilarious guys they brought humour to every stop and every hour in the saddle. Jamie and Iain too. Jamie – our French speaker – was also incredible at both navigation and locating enough food and wine at the end of a long day to renew our sapped spirits. Iain, on the other hand, has already gone down in the history books as an epic raconteur. “Reminds me of the time I was scaling the Eiger, my friend Ed had broken his leg in a fall so I had him across my shoulders when - astoundingly – we chanced upon two bikini clad members of the the Swedish lacrosse team…” Genius.
And so to the panels. As well as passing solar projects we want to highlight, we also have with us our very own micro power source. We have fixed panels on the front of our bikes as well as flexible ones sewn into our panniers. I would like to point out at this early stage that they are amazing. Not only have they resiliently survived my best efforts to destroy them (cycling shoes clip into your pedals, meaning that when you come to a halt you are still attached to the bike. I have learnt the hard way to remember to unclip instead of falling, like a newly felled tree, straight into the road…) but they have made it through wind, rain and even hail storms.
They will come into their own even more when we are in areas of the North African desert without power. Particularly since I have just found the ‘slide show’ function on my phone. Basically, you take photos and can then play them in conjunction with any of the songs you have stored. Surely that’s got Music Video written all over it….
Anyway, the five of us battled on. The landscape verdant and lush – if almost entirely devoid of people. France is a stunning country but it does tend to close quite a bit. “Really the restaurant doesn’t open at lunch?” “No because I am ‘aving my lunch…”
In the smaller towns and villages though we were met with offers of coffee, friendly curiosity and - with regard to Iain’s mime skills - not a little bemusement.
We have also been amazed by the support from friends and family. Not least Jamie’s Dad who came to visit us in Dijon. We arrived at the campsite following a near 100 mile day just before the heavens opened. The fact that Mr Vining had arrived earlier, set up a gazebo and was cooking up a pasta feast was nothing sort of a miracle.
It was in Dijon too that we visited our first solar project. Again receiving nothing but kind generosity.
Though it was a local holiday, Marc Benmarraze of Solar Euromed greeted us with the Mayor of Genlis. We were given a demonstration of the Concentrating Solar Power project, medals and a large tray of cakes. Absolutely wonderful.
I am currently writing a ‘Solar Projects’ page with full details but in brief: Solar Euromed are building the first CSP plant in France and helping develop more cost efficient flat mirror technology. They have negotiated a tariff to get this clean energy into the French national grid and are also working to bring local industry and energy to Africa with their future endeavors. A fantastic initiative.
But – though we had an amazing time in Dijon – sadly it was here that Timmy finally gave up on his attempt to join us to Cairo. In the first couple of days he had picked up a knee injury and the constant pedaling was not allowing it to heal. So it was only the SolarCycle team and Nial who headed further South to Lyon. Finding blossom filled fields and villages laden with ornate ironwork and ivy covered churches.
As we made our way down the Rhone valley these gave way to drier hillsides, medieval citadels and roman amphitheatres. Nial had to head home before reaching the home of Asterix and Obelix which was another sad blow but as he headed back North the winds turned and we literally flew the last 200km to Marseille.
The difference that head winds make is absolutely phenomenal. In the wrong direction it feels like a relentless uphill struggle. With the ‘Mistral’ winds behind you though, there are times when your legs just can’t pedal fast enough. After two weeks that had included lightening, 36 degree humidity and meteoric downpours it was a wonderful relief to find he temperatures drop down to 28 and have the wind at our backs.
So - after a final night staying in the stunning Salon de Provence (where we made the most of the last chance for haute cuisine by having a curry) we whizzed down to Marseille and the ferry to Tunisia.
As I am writing this I am looking out of the window onto the Azure sea from my friend Marc’s living room. It is wonderful. He has been fantastic and Tunis has surpassed all my expectations. The architecture is stunning, the medina a hubub of frenetic energy and last night we went to a party that got closed down by the President… but that’s another story. So I shall love you and leave you till another time.
We have a day off and the beach is right outside….
Susie xxx

























