Ah the old Boy Scouts motto. Well, at least I think it is the old boy scouts motto. I had to be a Brownie and sit around a plastic mushroom while my brother got to run around obsticle courses winning sweets. Rubbish.
Anyway, it would have paid to take heed regardless. Central Asia is not the easiest place to travel. The fact that our plans needed to be flexible has caused many unforseen visa-based headaches. Today we are heading back to the Uzbeki embassy for the third time to (fingers crossed) get into the country. Our intended arrival date of the first now out of the window as the border is closed for three days of national partying and our applications were - in any case - accidentally sent to Kazakhstan!
When it rains, it pours.
Anyway, not content with one five hour administrative episode, we decided to make the most of the time by picking up our Krygystztan visas too.
The Krgyz embassy saw maginally less pandemonium (the Uzbek one involved getting your name on one of several lists flying around an insane crowd of manic Turkmenis, all of whom appeared to be reaching breaking point in an ever more frenetic melee. I, shamefully, went straight into eye lash batting / I have no idea what is going on as a helpless foreigner mode, until a kindly security guard took pity. Jamie hid in a bush.)
Nevertheless, it was never going to be as straight forward as we had hoped. Only after handing in our passports, did we find that it would take three days to get them back…
To avoid spending another three days in the capital, a speed-train based retrieval mission is now in place for mid-way through our cycle across the country.
The stay in Ashgabat has certainly been a good one though. It is an intiguing city. Some exceptionally zealous town planning gives it a Disneyland-esque appearance. Massive marble buildings and an abundance of neon as far as the eye can see. Under the surface of this Russian/Islamic/Asian melting pot though you find bustling bazaars, crumbling Soviet era apartments and thousands of monuments to the ‘Great Leader of Turkmen’.
The city is also a cyclists dream. Wide, pristine, tarmaced roads and only a little traffic. Sadly, cycling was outlawed for many years and is only just making a revival.
Another thing sadly lacking is concern about the environment. Sustainability is certainly not top of the agenda in a town where gas is free so people leave it running to avoid buying matches!
A shame though as the copious amounts of sunlight and ultra modern feel of Ashgabat would lend itself so perfectly to solar power. Who knows. Maybe one day.
In many ways, Turkmenistan is certainly more advanced than some of the places we have been through. However, our investigations have led us to realise that the region does have a more traditional side to it. Not least in the Krgyz practise of… Bridal kidnap!
Why bother with a long winded wooing process if you can just pick your lady and sling her over your horse?
Iain is back with us soon (whoop) but after the ‘goat herder’ incident in Libya, I am not relying on either of the guys for protection. Shall be pedalling up those hills at unprecidented pace.
Attempts to find out more about this region have also led to several other discoveries. Not least, the random plethora of public holidays. My favourites being: Melon Day, Holiday of Poetry of Magtymguly and Drop of Water is a Grain of Gold Day.
Brilliant.
If only we had the same back home.
Sadly though for us, like you, there is no time off. It is off to the Uzbek embassy and then - we hope - onwards towards Mary.
Will let you know how it all goes…
Susie xx









































